Rockanory

Jackanory meets CBeebies Bedtime meets debauchery as Shaun Keaveny narrates Jon Holmes’ fictionalised comedy retellings of apocryphal rock 'n’ roll myths and legends.

21:16:42 2021-10-15
Led Zeppelin once rode a motorbike up the stairs and along the corridors of a plush hotel. That was just the beginning.... - - Written by Jon Holmes & Gareth Ceredig Narrated by Shaun Keaveny - - With the voices of: Alasdair Beckett-King Naomi McDonald A...
21:16:20 2021-10-08
Did Keith Richards have all his blood replaced in a secret clinic, high in the Swiss mountains? Sounds plausible, right? All is revealed in this new episode of Rockanory! Written by Jon Holmes & Gareth Ceredig Narrated by Shaun Keaveny With the voices o...
21:16:37 2021-10-01
Did the KLF invent The Libertines for a prank? Is Pete Doherty real, or a Buddy Holly impersonator from a holiday camp in Devon? Did the KLF use him to fool the tabloids? Is anything real anymore? Find out in this new episode of Rockanory! Written by Jon...
21:17:03 2021-09-24
Gene Simmons from the rock band Kiss has everything: fame, money, success, a guitar that shoots flames, and boots with spikes on. But he craves more, which is why he wants a cow's tongue, grafted onto his own. It's quite a story. This is that story. Whil...
21:14:56 2021-09-17
While shooting a video, Ozzy Osbourne fills a church with live pigs. It doesn't go well. Written by Jon Holmes & Gareth Ceredig Narrated by Shaun Keaveny With the voices of: Alasdair Beckett-King Jon Culshaw Naomi McDonald Jake Yapp Technicals: Tony Chur...
21:15:48 2021-09-10
In the 1970s, in the Australian outback, legendary rock combo Status Quo's tour bus hit a kangaroo. What happened next (as they say) will shock you.... Written by Jon Holmes & Gareth Ceredig Narrated by Shaun Keaveny With the voices of: Alasdair Beckett-...
21:01:30 2021-09-02
What happened when Status Quo met a Kangaroo? How did Ozzy Osbourne fare when faced with five hundred churchgoing pigs? And what happened to the Stones at a mysterious Swiss clinic? All these (apocryphal, legendary, fictional) tales of rock' n’roll and ...